True life I’m madly in love with a boy I can’t be with for very logical reasons which makes it so much worse. My heart is all achey.
Spend two weeks praying for period, One hour after it arrives I’m like fuck this shit take it back, Cramps from HELL.
Good news guys, I’m not pregnant. Phew.
Amy Poehler (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
Everyone go home, stop making music, stop whatever you’re doing.
This guy wins